A Quotable Christmas

Confessions from Grandma:
"Honey, your grandmother was no plaster saint."

Last-Minute Shopping Trip:
"It's like someone poured awesome sauce all over this parking spot!"

The "Regional" Food:
"Is this a buffet???"

The Rude Wake-up Call:
"Excuse me, Wells Fargo Loans is on the phone. It's for you!"

The Guilt Trip:
"You know, I would really appreciate it if you would go to church with me today."

The Argument:
"I don't know how to change a diaper." ...

"Well, don't you think it's time you learned?"

From the 3-year-old:
"You look pretty, Auntie."

Future Sister-in-Law Scores Points with:
"I would rather talk to your sister who we never see than watch a movie."

Dad:
"Hey, have you been to that website bestvenison.com?"

Brother?:
"Whose Betty White biography is this???"

Me:
"Errr...guys, I think I might have gotten what dad had..."